Every once in a while a new technology comes along which helps solve multiple problems and this time it is Wind Energy. You see with all the hot air and BS in Washington DC we can power up all that wind from all those worthless blowhards and harvest it using wind turbines. This is just the kind of renewable energy we need and there is absolutely no shortage of it.

But thats not all. Wind Turbine Generators and their propeller blades kill birds thats right, it seems birds have not evolved along with wind generation turbines and their fast moving propeller blades some 150 feet in the air. These propeller blades will knock them out of the sky. How cruel you say? No actually it is quite humane you see we have been warned that migrating birds may cause a pandemic of Bird Flu, which can kill 3-million humans world-wide. Even the director of the World Health Organization proclaims that Bird Flu is coming and there is nothing we can do?

Sure we can, we can build giant wind turbines to knock them out of the sky, tell the Foreign Oil Interests we will now be driving electric cars and put multiple rows out there to get all the birds. Now if we can only put them low enough to stop the illegal immigration problem?