What our government agencies looking for in a resume? They're looking to hire minorities and people who will do as they are told an act like a little sheep while working. Government agencies are looking for people who respond to fear very well so they can control them in their daily jobs.

Government agencies are looking for highly stupid people with no one having an IQ of over 105 that way they can control the employee no matter what. Government agencies are looking for people who have a string of dead-end jobs and no initiative. Government agencies are not looking for self-employed people who take initiative, innovate and actually think.

I believe government agencies are looking for brain dead morons to move paper from desk to desk and put barriers to entry and stifle free enterprise and entrepreneurs who provide real jobs for the American people. Government agencies are working to grow their agencies and spend more tax dollars and they need people that will help them perpetuate the blob of bureaucracy and the BS that government is so good at.

Government agencies want to hire people who know how to waste money, waste time and will never get anything done, but rather are told what to do and never question authority. I believe government agencies are looking for idiots and that is exactly who they hire.

So, if you can demonstrate on your resume that your complete buffoon, then you have a good chance of securing the job you have always wanted in that government agency and get some good benefits too. Please consider this in 2006 and yes I am serious.